Dave BarryHobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. Religion is supposed to be a profound service to God, but when I meet a man who bashes religion, he fails to realize that he is bashing his own religion. You can bash somebody else's religion all you want, but if you're religious, then religion is what you do.
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